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What is the differance between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?... one less drunk!
Tiger Woods was in County Kerry for a tournament, when he decided to take a drive to relax himself. As he stopped at a small gas station to fill his car, he stepped out to pay and a tee hit the pavement. Bending over to pick it up, he explained to Sully that he uses it to " rest his balls on for a drive. " Sure, and those boys at Mercedes are always thinking of comfort!
An Englishman a Scotsman, and an Irishman were drinking together and each was bragging of thier country's hospitalty. "In London, the Red Lion Pub will give a free pint after buying the first five," says the English chap. "Whsst, McTavish's place does so after the first three, kinna ya beat that?", boasted Sandy. "Sure, and you can get all your drinks free at Cohen's pub," says Paddy. "And your dinner is free too! An they will play a reel or two, and have you dancing till you drop. Then they take you upstairs and give you all the sex you can handle!" Astonished at this, the other two men are in very vocal disbelief. " And you are witness to all of that?" asked Sandy. "No, not me... But me sister swears to it!"
Why is Irish and Scottish humor so simple?.... so the English can understand it!
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